Is your Twitter name so overweight that it can’t fit into retweets? Do you even have difficulty squeezing the name into a tweet. Does your handle make people cringe to type it?
Face it, Twitter is for dieters. Bit.ly, Tinyurl.com, qwkurl.com have all figured it out. Those 140lbs, um, I mean characters, are a maximum. The scale knows you’re lying to yourself. Those who snack privately can’t hid it openly.
At some point, you really need to put your twitter name on a diet. 40% of all twitter handles can be considered obese. Let’s be honest. You might want to fit into a size 3 characters, but those damn Twitter dieters got to the good names first.
Jiminy Cricket once said, “You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!”. No truer words were ever spoken by a Disney character with a crunchy exoskeleton.
Then again, in some countries, he’d be just another lunch snack.
So, think about what you really want to do and say on Twitter. Is that extra weight really causing you problems, or do your friends like you for the size 29 characters you really are.
Toff Ward
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